You have come to a realization that you simply don’t have a close relationship with your children It seems as if just yesterday they were newborns and now they have become children who have deep heartfelt feelings that they can only describe in their most eloquent way

Walking over to your mailbox, you open it to find not the typical bills and junk mail, but a large yellow envelope The return address is from a law firm, surprised, you open the contents of the envelope to discover that you are being sued